Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping 






Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson choose to go on a setting up camp excursion. After supper and a container of wine, they set down for the evening, and rest. 


A few hours after the fact, Holmes got up and bumped his dependable companion. 


"Watson, gaze toward the sky and let me know what you see." 


Watson answered, "I see a huge number of stars." 


"What does that tell you?" 


Watson contemplated briefly. 


"Cosmically, it lets me know that there are a huge number of worlds and conceivably billions of planets." 


"Celestially, I see that Saturn is in Leo." 


"Horologically, I derive that the time is around a quarter past three." 


"Philosophically, I can see that God is almighty and that we are little and inconsequential." 


"Meteorologically, I speculate that we will have a lovely day tomorrow." 


"What does it tell you, Holmes?" 


Holmes was quiet briefly, then, at that point, spoke: "Watson, you blockhead. Somebody has taken our tent!"